all year long, nikki and i both prepared for/obsessed over (mostly the latter) this day. unfortunately we left most of the actual construction for the very last minute.
i had a mascara beard and eyeliner moustache...
and i'm having difficulty trying to explain just what my boobs were. i found these two bewildering objects at a thrift store; half-spheres made of plastic with silver metallic coating. in the center there's a little red laser, and on either side of the laser were non-functioning lenses (which i unscrewed for the purposes of boobage). i ended up using the screw-holes to string them with yarn and make a sort of coconut-bra type thing. they were extremely huge and incredibly shiny.
frank was my co-pilot.
knickie had a bit too much to drink. she was a punk cowgirl.
genderfuck queen-king and king-queen of tour de fat boise 2008! i don't actually know this guy, but he came up and requested a photo with me. it was very sweet.
the crowd cheering for the slow ride. gnome returned to defend his champion title but was sadly beaten in the last round.
at one point there was a dia de los muertos-styled funeral procession for a child-sized cadillac escalade.