Spoon 1: Understand the following is Science:
Fork is the mom,
Spoon is the daughter,
Spork is the niece;
Spoon and Spork are cousins,
Spork is a scientist,
Spork is Science,
Magic is Science’s gay cousin,
Spoon is gay,
Therefore, Spoon is Magic.
It is Science.
Spoon 2: It is Gynecology.
Spoon 1: Gynecology is Science.
Spoon 2: Gynecology is the best Science.
It is clearly Gynecology!
Spoon 1: Science!
Spoon 2: I know now where I lost my knee brace!
I was on the hill by the gas station,
eating a raspberry shave ice.
It is on the hill in the grass by the gas station,
where I was eating my raspberry shave ice.
Spoon 1: That is neither here nor there.
Spoon 2: But it is Gynecology.
Spoon 1: I concede to your superior power of logics.